What if Roger Goodell said the following:
1.
"I have to confess that it's
crossed my mind that you could not be an NFL player and a Christian."
2. "God bless the NFL we are trying to create."
3. "We have a lot of players who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."
4. “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.”
5. “If we didn’t kick his ass every day, players wouldn’t be worth anything.”
6. "We are going to keep things away from you on behalf of the common good."
7. I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the NFL."
8. "What difference does it make now? We have a woman that was abused a long time ago. We need to work on preventing it from happening again."
2. "God bless the NFL we are trying to create."
3. "We have a lot of players who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."
4. “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.”
5. “If we didn’t kick his ass every day, players wouldn’t be worth anything.”
6. "We are going to keep things away from you on behalf of the common good."
7. I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the NFL."
8. "What difference does it make now? We have a woman that was abused a long time ago. We need to work on preventing it from happening again."
All of the above are actual statements made
by Hillary Clinton with words strategically replaced. See below:
2.
"God
bless the America we are trying to create."
3. "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."
4. “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” –on Bill Clinton’s bimbo eruptions
5. “If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” –on Bill Clinton
6. "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
7. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
8. What difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again." – Clinton shouting over Wisconsin Republican Sen. Ron Johnson.
3. "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."
4. “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” –on Bill Clinton’s bimbo eruptions
5. “If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” –on Bill Clinton
6. "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
7. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
8. What difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again." – Clinton shouting over Wisconsin Republican Sen. Ron Johnson.
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