TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
#10. I vote
Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've
decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene,
but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat
because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I
earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat
because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat
because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police
are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also
thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to
identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat
because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we
keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat
because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and
Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those
who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat
because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the
government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat
because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few
days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
#1..… And, the #1 reason
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to
people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some
endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about
the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
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