You know your country is being run by idiots when:
The following
list has been attributed to comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Snopes says Foxworthy is
not the author.
The original
compiler is a man named Fritz Edmunds.
1. If you can
get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the
country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.
2. If you
have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin
in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.
3. If you
have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or
check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live
in a country run by idiots.
4. If the
government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines
with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders
in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.
5. If, in the
largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because
24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by
idiots.
6. If an
80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is
only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by
idiots.
7. If your
government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt
is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.
8. If a seven year old boy can be
thrown out of grade school for saying his teacher's "cute," but
hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly
acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.
9. If hard
work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while
not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized
housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.
10. If the
government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT
working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they
applied but can't find work, you live in a country run by idiots.
11. If being
stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more "safe"
according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots.
If you are
offended by this article, you probably voted for the idiots who are
running our country into the ground.
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