Obama acts like arrested-development adolescent
Rhetoric resembles that of an argumentative teen
By George Will
WASHINGTON — Recently, Barack
Obama – a Demosthenes determined to elevate our politics from coarseness to
elegance; a Pericles sent to ameliorate our rhetorical impoverishment – spoke
at the University of Michigan. He came to that very friendly venue – in 2012,
he received 67 percent of the vote in Ann Arbor’s county – after visiting a
local sandwich shop, where a muse must have whispered in the presidential ear.
Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., had recently released his budget, so Obama expressed
his disapproval by calling it, for the benefit of his academic audience, a
“meanwich” and a “stinkburger.”
Try to imagine Franklin Roosevelt or Dwight Eisenhower or
John Kennedy or Ronald Reagan talking like that. It is unimaginable that those
grown-ups would resort to japes that fourth-graders would not consider
sufficiently clever for use on a playground.
When Theodore Roosevelt was president, one of his good
friends – he had been best man at TR’s 1886 wedding – was the British diplomat
Cecil Spring Rice. When visitors to Washington wanted to learn about TR, they
asked Rice about him, and Springie, as TR called him, would say: “You must
always remember that the president is about 6.” Today’s president is older than
that. But he talks like an arrested-development adolescent. Anyone who has
tried to engage a member of that age cohort in an argument probably recognizes
the four basic teenage tropes, which also are the only arrows in Obama’s
overrated rhetorical quiver. They were all employed by him last week when he
went to the White House briefing room to exclaim, as he is wont to do, about
the excellence of the Affordable Care Act. First came the invocation of a straw
man. Celebrating the ACA’s enrollment numbe! rs, Obama, referring to
Republicans, charged: “They said nobody would sign up.” Of course, no one said
this. Obama often is what political philosopher Kenneth Minogue said of an
adversary – “a pyromaniac in a field of straw men.”
Adolescents also try to truncate arguments by saying that
nothing remains of any arguments against their arguments. Regarding the ACA,
Obama said the debate is “settled” and “over.” Progressives also say the debate
about catastrophic consequences of man-made climate change is “over,” so
everyone should pipe down. And they say the debates about the efficacy of
universal preschool, and the cost-benefit balance of a minimum wage increase,
are over. Declaring an argument over is so much more restful than engaging with
evidence.
A third rhetorical move by argumentative adolescents is to
declare that there is nothing to argue about because everything is going along
swimmingly. Seven times Obama asserted that the ACA is “working.” That is,
however, uninformative because it is ambiguous. The ethanol program is
“working” in the sense that it is being implemented as its misguided architects
intended. Nevertheless, the program is a substantial net subtraction from the
nation’s well-being. The same can be said of sugar import quotas, or
agriculture subsidies generally, or many hundreds of other government programs
that are, unfortunately, “working.”
Finally, the real discussion-stopper for the righteous – and
there is no righteousness like an adolescent’s – is an assertion that has
always been an Obama specialty. It is that there cannot be honorable and
intelligent disagreement with him. So last week, less than two minutes after
saying that the argument about the ACA “isn’t about me,” he said some important
opposition to the ACA is about him, citing “states that have chosen not to
expand Medicaid for no other reason than political spite.”
This, he said, must be spiteful because expanding Medicaid
involves “zero cost to these states.” Well. The federal government does pay the
full cost of expansion – for three years. After that, however, states will pay
up to 10 percent of the expansion’s costs, which itself will be a large sum.
And the 10 percent figure has not been graven on stone by the finger of God. It
can be enlarged whenever Congress wants, as surely it will, to enable more
federal spending by imposing more burdens on the states. Yet Obama, who aspired
to tutor Washington about civility, is incapable of crediting opponents with
other than base motives.
About one thing Obama was right, if contradictory. He said
Americans want politicians to talk about other subjects – but that Democrats
should campaign by celebrating the wondrousness of the ACA. This would be
candid because it is what progressivism is – a top-down, continent-wide tissue
of taxes, mandates and other coercions. Is the debate about it over? Not quite.